jokes - 16 May 2012 Submissions & Comments

Hold their Girlfriend’s hand

Some Guys hold their Girlfriend’s hand in Malls 
Bcoz 
If they leave her hand.. She’ll go shopping, 
It looks ROMANTIC but actually its ECONOMIC.

jokes - 15 May 2012 Submissions & Comments

TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love

TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love.. but the other lesser known facts : 
1) Mumtaz was Shahjahan’s 4th wife out of his 7 wives. 
2) Shahjahan killed Mumtaz’s husband to marry her. 
3) Mumtaz died in her 14th delivery. 
4) He then married mumtaz’s Sister. Question arises.. 
What great example of love ever.

jokes - 14 May 2012 Submissions & Comments

Sweetly LIE

So Sweet is ur SMILE??? 
so Sweet is ur STYLE??? 
so Sweet is ur VOICE??? 
so Sweet is ur EYE????? 
see .......how Sweetly I LIE

jokes - 13 May 2012 Submissions & Comments

Huge Weight Baby in the world

 

In NewZealand there is a baby born, His weight is 80kg. 
It increased upto 280 kg in 50 days Incredible! 
But... True... Because... Baby was an Elephant... 

jokes - 12 May 2012 Submissions & Comments

Lottery & Wife

 
A Man Buying A Lottery Ticket 
And 
A Man Arguing With His Wife ... ? 
- 
The Man Buying A Lottery 
Ticket Actually Has A Chance 
To Win..

jokes - 11 May 2012 Submissions & Comments

Mobile Network Tariff

Your network tariff has changed ! 
call charges are now calculated according to brain sizes. The smaller the cheaper ! 
Congrats, you can now make free calls !!

Love Born

WHERE DID “LOVE” BORN ? 
Guess, 
think…. 
Simple in CHINA ! 
because it has no warranty &No guarantee…

jokes - 10 May 2012 Submissions & Comments

The New Mobile Phone

 
Girl:Nice Mobile,Where did u buy? 

Boy:I Won this in a running race. 

Girl:How many Persons are participated ? 

Boy:Mobile Owner,Police and Me 

Girl:???... 

Coooooooool

jokes - 09 May 2012 Submissions & Comments

Hubsband  Saved his wife's number in his mobile

A newly married husband saved his wife’s number on his mobile as “My life” 

After one year of marriage he changed the number to “My Wife” 

After 2 years of marriage he changed the number to “Home” 
. 
. 
. 
After 5 years of marriage he changed the number to “Hitler” 

After 10 years of marriage he changed the number to “Wrong Number"

jokes - 08 May 2012 Submissions & Comments

Sardar Filling Application

 

Funny Sardar was filling up application form for a job.

He was not sure what to be filled in column Salary Expected.

After much thought he wrote: Yes Expected!

 Sardar Give Surprise to his wife

A sardar got promotion in office as manager.

To give surprise to his wife he telephoned her

& said

Tonight u r going to sleep with the manager.

jokes - 07 May 2012 Submissions & Comments

 World is ROUND

World is ROUND!! want proof?

COCKROACH is afraid of rat,

rat of cat, cat of dog, dog of man, man of his

GIRLFRIEND & GIRLFRIEND OF

COCKROACH!

jokes - 06 May 2012 Submissions & Comments

Boy secretly opens his Girl frnd Mobile

Boy secretly opens his Girl frnd Mobile. Wats name has she saved his number?
Like Friend r Darling.
He was shocked 2 see his name,

ReCharge Brother.