jokes - 10 August 2011 Submissions & Comments

A SAD LOVESTORY....

A Boy And Girl Was On Bike At 80 Km/hr Speed..

Girl Said Please Slow Down..

...

Boy-DO U LOVE ME??

She Said ..I Love U,Now Slow Down..

He Said Hug Me...Girl Huged Him,& Said Now Slow ..

He Said Now Take Off My Helmet ,& Wear It On Ur Head, She Did So...

Next Day It's In The News Paper That A Guy Died Off In Accident But Girl Is Safe With Minor Injuries As She Was Wearing Helmet..

Boy knew That The Brakes Were Failed...And He Just Wanted To Save Her Love & Wanted 2 Hug 4 The Last Time.. !!!

jokes - 09 August 2011 Submissions & Comments

A sad love story of an Engineering student

A sad love story of an Engineering student….

A guy was deeply in love with his classmate.

One day he proposed her by saying that he loved her a lot..

But she was angry and refused and threatened him that she’d complain to the Principal if he ever bothers her again.

One day the girl borrowed a text book from that boy and wrote a message “I love you too, I’m sorry to hurt you the other day. If u’ve forgiven me, please come and talk to me and never leave me.”

in that book.

But the guy never talked to her.

4 yrs went away and nothing happened..

Moral of the story

Engineering boys never open their books!!!

jokes - 06 August 2011 Submissions & Comments

A research says:

A research says:
"Evry person tells minimum 4 lies per day.
(i.e) approx 1460 lies a year!!
& the most common lie is
"I'M FINE".!

 Young girl praying

Young girl praying to God

"I want an intelligent boy to love me".

God smiles and replied....

"Intelligent boy never love girls''

jokes - 05 August 2011 Submissions & Comments

Just for fun...

E + E -double E

A + A -double A

V + V -double V

U + U -double U

W + W -????

Indian alwys RokZ

British: we spoiled your mother land for 200 years.

India: we are spoiling your mother tongue daily.

Indian alwys RokZ... Gud nyt

Formula in your hand.

Examiner : Why you wrote the formula in your hand.

Student : Because my teacher told, “Formulas must be in finger tips

jokes - 04 August 2011 Submissions & Comments

Wife saw a board.

Benaras saree Rs.10/-
Nylon saree 8/-
Cotton saree 5/-

Wife: Giv me Rs.500.
I'll buy 50 sarees.

Hus: It is ironing shop

AGE OF DRINKS:

1to8-Milk

9to15-Horlicks

16to19-Beer

20to29-Full

30to50-wine

51to79-Tonic

AFTER 80-ONCE AGAIN MILK WITH MUSIC.

Thats life.

jokes - 03 August 2011 Submissions & Comments

Sad Love Story of an Engineering Student

A sad love story of an Engineering student….

A guy was deeply in love with his classmate.

One day he proposed her by saying that he loved her a lot..

But she was angry and refused and threatened him that she’d complain to the Principal if he ever bothers her again.

One day the girl borrowed a text book from that boy and wrote a message “I love you too, I’m sorry to hurt you the other day. If u’ve forgiven me, please come and talk to me and never leave me.”

in that book.

But the guy never talked to her.

4 yrs went away and nothing happened..

Moral of the story

Engineering boys never open their books!!!