jokes - 04 August 2011 Submissions & Comments

Wife saw a board.

Benaras saree Rs.10/-
Nylon saree 8/-
Cotton saree 5/-

Wife: Giv me Rs.500.
I'll buy 50 sarees.

Hus: It is ironing shop

AGE OF DRINKS:

1to8-Milk

9to15-Horlicks

16to19-Beer

20to29-Full

30to50-wine

51to79-Tonic

AFTER 80-ONCE AGAIN MILK WITH MUSIC.

Thats life.