jokes - 13 July 2011 Submissions & Comments

Student Succesing and 
Failure reasons... 

1. Success  reason
"Brilliant" Teacher.. 

2.Failure reason
"Beautiful" Teacher...

TENSION

what is tension.a beautiful girl asks lift from you.on the way she fall ill and u take her to hospital.Doctor says "congrats" you are going to become a father.thats it. you get TENSED.you say- but the baby is not mine.the girl says he is only the father of my baby. you have more TENSION. police comes and medical checkup is done.report comes. which says that you can never become a father.even more TENSION for you.anyhow u thank god and return to home. then u think At home i have 2 kids. whose are those.this is real TENSION.

Mom &  Son

 

mom : who is tippu sultan ?.

Son : i dono. 
Mom : concentrate ur study u vl know. 

Son : who is pooja aunty ?. 
Mom : i dono. 
Son : concentrate on ur husband u vl know.

Difference between  Coffee Shop &  Wine Shop ? 

SIR: What's the 
difference between 
Coffee Shop & 
Wine Shop ? 

STUDENT: 
Very Simple Sir, 

Love Starts In 
Coffee Shop 
Love Ends In 
Wine Shop