jokes - 25 July 2011 Submissions & Comments

Sleeping Boy GK Power

Once I was sleeping in class. 
TEACHER: who invented steam engine. 

I'aM(awake&asked) : what sir?? 

TEACHER: you are correct! It's James Watt. 

MORAL: A GOOD SLEEPING INCREASES GK POWER 

Father & Son

Father: when I beat how do you control yourself ? 
Son : I starting clean toilet . 
Father: how its satisfy ? 
Son : I clean with your toothbrush .

Enjoy The Every Second Of Life...! 

World Is A Theatre...! 

Our Life Is A Movie...! 

God Is The Director...! 

Nature Is The Producer...! 

You Are The Actor...! 

So Perform Well & 

Enjoy The Every Second Of Life...! 

Donate your Eye

India’s Population 120 crores. 

Per day 62,389 persons died

Per day 86,853 persons born

India’s Blind people’s Strength is 6,82,460. 

If Daily died people donate  their Eye 

With in 10 days The Blind peoples get their eye