jokes - 23 July 2011 Submissions & Comments

Jokes


wife is a "reced call"
baby is a "dialed call"
lover is a "wating call"
figure is a "missed call' 

Problem, Talent and Luck 2 boys love 1 girl = Problem 1 boy love 2 girls=Talent 2 girls love 1 boy=Luck

Friends for ever

Always
do
something
for
your
friends
even
u
r
in
busy.

Because,
one
day
u
can
get
free
time
but
not
ur
friends
back.........

Newton's Law

"Perfect example for newton third law:

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

"Every time i open the book,

My eyes close automatically.....

Cricket

A teacher told

all students in a class 2 write essay abt cricket match

All wer busy in writing except 1 kid

He wrote "due to rain match cancel".

Bill Gate resigned his Job


Mr. Bill Gates resigned from his Job as the Chairman of Microsoft after 

receiving letter from 'SARAVANAN' 

Sir, I have some Qestions, to ask 

1] Keybord alphabets are not in order, 
when will you release the correct version? 
2] There is a START button 
but no button to STOP? 
3] I have leart MS word, 
when will you release MS sentence? 
4] There is a Recycle-bin no 
Recycle-Scooter/Recycle-Car bin. Why? 

finally one personnal Question 

5] Why is you name GATES 
when you sell WINDOWS? 

maths 

mathska full form you know?
M=MENTAL 
A=ATTACKS 
T=TO 
H=HEALTHY 
S=STUDENT

life with friend

And love is sim card! 

Balance is Parents...! 

Friends is Battery...! 

if there is low battery,life is Switched off!...

Software & Begger

A railway station beggar meets another beggar. 
A software engineer meets another software engineer. 
Both of them ask the same question to each other. 
What is the question? 

"So, which platform are you working on?"