jokes - 24 July 2011 Submissions & Comments

Girl & Sales Man

Girl:- Hw much is this dress. 
Salesman:- Only 5 kisses. 
Girl:Ok,Hw much is this Saree? 
Salesman:- Only 10 kisses. 
Girl:- Ok,Pack this saree,my Grandma wil pay the bill 

Jack Marriage Invitation

Jack fixed his marriage on 2nd september 
He sent Invitation to his frnds like this. 

Marriage is on 2nd.Plz cum on 1ST NIGHT,LETS ALL ENJOY" 

Wat a funny british man.

Sardar interview 

sardar attending an interview 

manager ; do you know MS-Office? 

sardar: sir give me the address I will go there ....

kick 

SMOKE 
1 minute kick 

DRINK 
2 hours kick 

LOVE 
3 month kick 

but, 
LOVE FAILURE 
life long kick. 

Ultimate Insult: 
Heavy rain... 
In Bus Stop, people were waiting in queue for bus 
1 beggar came, collected money from every1 & went home by auto;-) @