EXAM PATTERN:
1995: anwer all the question
2000: answer any 5 question
2010: answer either a (or) b
2015: atleast read the question
2020: thanks for coming
Funny Rich Man
Rich man: today i have 14 cars, 15 hotels, 8 farmhouses, crores of bankbalance..And wat do u have?
POOR MAN:i hav a son
and His girl friend isur
POOR MAN:i hav a son
and His girl friend is
Sincerer Employee
Man joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Man Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Man Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Problem - Talent - Luck
2 boys love 1 girl = Problem
1 boy love 2 girls=Talent
2 girls love 1 boy=Luck
2 girls love 1 boy=Luck
BillGates & Waiter
bill gates gave 50 rs tip to the waiter
WAITER:SIR YESTERDAY UR SON GAVE 500 RS TIP AND U GAVE ONLY 50?
BILL GATES:HE IS THE SON OF A MILLIONAIRE AND IM THE SON OF FARMER
WAITER:SIR YESTERDAY UR SON GAVE 500 RS TIP AND U GAVE ONLY 50?
BILL GATES:HE IS THE SON OF A MILLIONAIRE AND IM THE SON OF FARMER
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