jokes - 31 July 2011 Submissions & Comments

Love Letter

Respected sir.,
As i am Suffering From “Love”
But i am Unable To Correct a “Figure”
So Kindly Requesting You To Arrange a Good Homely “GIRL” in Your Relation
or Neighbour Within Two Days. Thank You..
Yours Lovingly
“Good Boy”

Student & Teacher

How Could You Expect

A Single Student To Learn

Six Subject.

SIR: Where did you born?

BOY: Tamil Nadu.

SIR: Which part?

BOY: Enna which part... whole body born in Tamil Nadu...

SIR: ??

Kissing Boy

a drunk boy kissed his girlfriend. 
boy : my dear sweety ur lips r very salty. 
girl : stupid standup than kiss me ;

Girl & Boy

girl : what do you like in me ? 
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boy ; those who white big balls having black dots on it . 
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girl : what ? 
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boy : ya I like your eyes , its very beautiful .